I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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