I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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