i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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