He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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