So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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