So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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