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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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