I don't think brook has ever known best
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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