She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Actions speak louder than pants.
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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