Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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