i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue