What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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