We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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