How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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