Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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