everyone is single if you try hard enough
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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