Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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