I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
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You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize