actually, I'm a sock model
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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