My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Verdict: uncircumcised.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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