I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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