At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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