he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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