She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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