Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
this will be a night to untag.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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