i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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