I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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