my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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