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(913): View more from Kansas

i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

(816): View more from Missouri

i think im in thre room next to you

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator

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(516): View more from New York

The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.

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(806): View more from Texas

Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.

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(847): View more from Illinois

That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.

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(305): View more from Florida

Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.

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(509): View more from Washington

This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular

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