So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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