make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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