i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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