gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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