It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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