Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
