Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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