My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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