It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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