I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Randomize
