For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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