I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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