i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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