Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You pole danced in your parka.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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