with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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