Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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