Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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