How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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