i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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