My brain says no but my pants say off.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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