I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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