Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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