drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I just found puke in my bra..
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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