yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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