and my herpes radar will keep us safe
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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