the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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