How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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