Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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