but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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